Actors: Amber Benson, Jason Graham, Charles Napier, Jeff Denton, Caleb Mayo, Ron Jeremy
Director: Adam Fields

Ron Jeremy’s one-eyed monster is on the loose. While making a porno up in the mountains, an alien spacecraft spots Ron’s member and decides it needs to have it. The aliens send down a shaft of light which infests Ron’s mind with thoughts of sex and depravity. Since Jeremy’s mind is always infested with sex and depravity, the beam goes to work on detaching Ron’s unit from his body. The one-eyed monster makes a run for it so it can go to work on impregnating all willing and unwilling females. The rest of the crew will have to figure out a way to stop Ron Jeremy’s alien pecker from killing them all.